But he should watch out. There is a plot against him! Fortunately, this plot involves me becomign a hired assassin, which isn’t going to happen, not even if the person who tried to make me do it says HHHH very nicely. I only kill people in terrifying dreams, like last night’s!

It has just occurred to me that this work yummypants might be in league with PoK. I mean, he is a Man U fan, and Pok has attracted otherwise nice people in the past. Here is the summary of Chris Perry’s activity from *ahem* Wikipedia *ahem*…

Chris Perry’s career has unfortunately been blighted by rumours of criminal activity. In 1999, Perry was first associated with a crime spate including an Isle of Wight ferry hijacking. This situation was resolved peacefully with the co-operation of local people, including - allegedly - Southampton footballers. Perry was never arrested for this, but rumours persisted of his involvement in organised criminal activities. An incident in the cellar of Charlton’s Valley stadium was the first of these. Perry was then accused of involvement in a large public disorder incident outside White Hart Lane football ground, as were a group of other Spurs and Arsenal players, including Sol Campbell (then a Spurs player) and Martin Keown (Arsenal). This incident was believed to have occurred over a dispute between Perry and Sheffield Wednesday’s Benito Carbone.

In 2000 events took a sinister term as a number of people, many of whom were involved in football, came down with mystery illnesses. Perry was accused of involvement in a plot to cause a public health crisis, and of targeting players he had had a dispute with. A team of scientists from Southampton resolved the health issues and once again there was no prosecution.

Rumours of Perry’s criminal activity then died down for many years, but resurfaced in 2006, when a startlingly similar health crisis to that of 2000 arose. These are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky rumours that have been flying around about Chris Perry, the latest concerning an alleged attempt to deposit harmful materials inside Arsenal’s new Emirates Stadium.

It would be interesting if one of my work friends WAS involved with PoK. I have a sudden urge to make an RPG or something, all about fighting PoK, but I wouldn’t know how to do it:)

Anyway, tis all for now, I was asked to blog something, so I did. But if you asked me to jump off a cliff or assassinate Cesc Fabregas, I wouldn’t do it.

God bless, Jenni xx